Acting Profile

 Before this script is complete it will probably be changed and changed again. It will be written over and over again, many times until everyone is satisfied with it. Also as we work with the script it is subject to change as we add lib and find better ways of doing and saying things. It is the process of getting a script to the standard it needs to be, to be performed.

Tom. We’re gong win this there’s nobody else who has the same act as us.

Elaine. This is a highly specialised act.

Chrissy. You got a stage name?

Tom.Two Timer’s

Chrissy. Would you mind telling us how you came up with that name?

Mel. I named it after my ex.

Chrissy. So he two timed you?

Mel. Yeah with this really ugly blonde bimbo. I was so humiliated. I mean how are you supposed to forgive something like that? I got revenge though.

Chrissy. Oh, how was that?

Mel. I took a photo of him naked and sent it to his work. Then I phoned all his mates to tell them what a loser he is and how he two timed me. I wouldn’t care but, he was so boring.

Chrissy. O.k well I think we’re ready to see your act now.

Mel.(whispers to Tom) I can’t do this. Forget it.

(Mel runs off)

Tom. Well mum and dad I can’t do the act now Mel’s gone.

Elaine. (To Chrissy) Can we have a few minutes please?

Chrissy. Sure, I’ll be back in 5.

Elaine. We didn’t come all this way to quit now.

Tom. Well what are you going to do?

Anthony. We’ve always put our kids needs first, but secretly all this time we wanted to perform. (To Elaine) Let’s grasp this opportunity.

Tom. Are you out of your minds? You haven’t been taking pills again have you?

Elaine. Only my water pills.

Anthony. Well?
Elaine. Sure, I’m up for it.

Tom. Do you have any idea how embarrassing this will be for us? You must be out of your minds.

Elaine. Well actually no we’re not out of our minds we’ll do it.